Top Ten Drunkest Cities in the U.S.

What? USA Today comes out with the top ten drunkest cities in the U.S., and we don’t even make it to the last slot?

I guess they’ve never seen pictures of the PDX Santacon.

Or have heard of our amazing breweries, distilleries and wineries.

Perhaps we’re responsible drinkers? Hmm.

To be fair, if I lived in Reno, Riverside, Fresno or especially Bakersfield, I would be drunk all of the time too.

Check out the top ten drunkest cities in the U.S. here:

Drunkest Cities