I guess they’ve never seen pictures of the PDX Santacon.
Or have heard of our amazing breweries, distilleries and wineries.
Perhaps we’re responsible drinkers? Hmm.
To be fair, if I lived in Reno, Riverside, Fresno or especially Bakersfield, I would be drunk all of the time too.
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